Pumpkin

Just like these funky pumpkins I found in Santa Cruz, I’ve got some funky goodies for ya. No boring twine and brine ideas here. I dug deeper, scoured the sites and compiled a list to make your turkey day a tad easier. Some of these items I own, some I’m buying, and some I’m loving from a distance, but they are definitely mother-in-law approved.

Most of us are about to host or join a gathering that begs for planning, cooking and manners, but fear not. You still have time to order these helpful goodies from Amazon and get them way before Aunt Norma pushes your ~~buttons~~ doorbell.

For the Kitchen & the Table

Slow Cooker Liners: Open bag, line pot, insert food. They can easily handle four hours of high cooking or six hours of low, and the cleanup makes my heart sing. Even when I’ve accidentally punctured the bag with violent stirring, washing out a tiny bit of liquid beats scrubbing burned-on crustiness any day. With BPA-and-PMS-free plastic, these will most likely change your life.

Tiered Oven Rack: My fancy friends have two ovens, but the rest of us get by with one. This rad rack will make you feel like you have two.

Women’s Fitness Pumpkin Pie Shirt: Once you’re done cooking, don this goodness and scoop/spray the whip.

Men’s Pumpkin Pie Thanksgiving Shirt: I have a hunch Pac-Man and the ’80s will both live forever.

Thanksgiving Straws: No plastic here! Trendy paper cuteness for ages 3 to 103.

And for those celebrating with amigos: Friendsgiving Straws

Thanksgiving Hanging Swirls: Want to decorate without breaking the bank? If the thought of paper decor in your family room makes you cringe, let the kiddos decorate their rooms (or the garage?) with these. It’ll keep them busy for minutes! Hours!

Need some cute table decor or a hostess gift? Turkey Tea Light Holders to the rescue. I love mine! Give a few, keep a few, and watch your table light up with gobble. (That’s a thing, right?) They can even hold place cards in their feathers!

For the Pooch

In Mexico, about 99% of dogs are for guarding and nothing more. Our friends down there would probably have a cow if they knew about our dogs and what kind of toys and treats Americans buy. Whatever.

Chew King Rubber Belly Turkey: Feel free to write “Bite Me” across his rubber belly so your dog knows what to do.

Blueberry Pet Collar Thanksgiving Moonlit Turkey: Duke and Roxy will be the hits of the party.

Party Ideas

Tired of watching the kids go straight from the table to tech? Break out these entertainers and watch the fun begin! Bonus points if you can jostle Uncle Larry out of his food coma to be in the photo booth.

Thanksgiving Bingo: T-R-K-E-Y, and Bingo was his name-o. (Works better in Spanish.)

LEGO Pilgrim Set: At 5 1/2 inches tall, this ain’t no mini-figure.

“I’m Thankful For” Photo Booth Props Kit: The perfect way to document your gratitude!

…after you put these on your face, of course. Thanksgiving Party Photo Booth Props for the win.

Veering away from Amazon, have you seen the Trader Joe’s Gingerbread Turkey Kits? For those who can’t wait for the gingerbread houses, this super cute activity is only $7.99! I bought one last week so I can keep my people busy while I focus on my four timers. These kits are popular, so hustle your tail feathers down there and get one before they’re gone.

Thanksgiving Books

For the gift-givers and lap-readers, these books will teach the littles all about gratitude:

Bonus Tip!

Grab some lint rollers for last-minute dusting: couches, chairs, your pool table, curtains/drapes, inside your car, broken glass shards, lamp shades, drawers, the cat, the dog, blankets, your pants, your friend’s sweater….